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A little girl wanted to know what the United States looked like.
Her dad tore a map of the USA out of a magazine and cut it into small pieces, then told her to go to her room and see if she could put it together.
After a few minutes she returned with the map correctly fitted and taped together.
The dad was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly.
She replied, "On the other side was a picture of Jesus and when I put him back then our country just came together!♥"
 
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Jesus was given the boot out of this gov. in 1964, and He hasn't been invited back since.

Our nation itself was pronounced to be "no longer a Christian nation" by the Kommandant in Chief, just a couple of years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rEHCCQP5VQ

And yet, that same Kommandant appears to be saying that the God that was given the boot, would somehow still be quick to save our buttz in our hour of need, in this very unfitting 9.11 speech/bible quote from Sunday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUiMeWqUJf8

All I can say is...good luck with that! LOLOL
 
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Originally posted by Celtic Warrior:
Jesus was given the boot out of this gov. in 1964, and He hasn't been invited back since. Oh how yee are wrong. Jesus keeps coming back across the border whenever he sees fit because America is still the land of opportunity. Long Live the Spirit of Jesus Angel
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Now tell me you weren't one of those screaming girls yelling for the Beatles back in '64. Remember when screaming was fun? dance
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Our nation itself was pronounced to be "no longer a Christian nation" by the Kommandant in Chief, just a couple of years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rEHCCQP5VQ

And yet, that same Kommandant appears to be saying that the God that was given the boot, would somehow still be quick to save our buttz in our hour of need, in this very unfitting 9.11 speech/bible quote from Sunday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUiMeWqUJf8

All I can say is...good luck with that! LOLOL
 
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