THIS IS A GAME WHERE WE POST LIMERICKS OR SOMEONE STARTS ONE AND THE GROUP JOINS IN TO FINISH IT.

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There is a great place known as Enid
If you've never been, you should see it
You cross any door
Smart people galore . . .
They figure it out, then they flee it.

Wicked good.

There is a great place known as Enid
If you've never been, you should see it
You cross any door
Smart people galore . . .

But they're apathetic about limericks, I can see it.

There once was a cat and a mouse
The cat chased the mouse through the house
While under the sink
The mouse stopped to drink . . . .

There once was a cat and a mouse
The cat chased the mouse through the house
While under the sink
The mouse stopped to drink
And woke up not wearing her blouse

Dang you're good. I'd never have thought of that one. You start one and I'll try to finish (since it looks like you and I are the only two who want to play this game. )

A hobo existed, in peace.
In a wardrobe consisting of fleece.

So he hopped a train north...

A hobo existed, in peace
In a wardrobe consisting of fleece
So he hopped a train north
With lack of remorth (speech impediment)
Opposite south-flying large flock of geese

He arrived to some cold bitter air
He even had frost in his hair
He chattered aloud
In spite of the crowd
"Not as smart as a goose I declare"


Oh, so bad. Here's one for you to finish, Mr. Man:

The banker, automaker and priest
Among them the priest was thought least
Till two had to shout
"We need a bailout!" . . .

Bravo J'bug....here is my attempt.

The banker, automaker and priest
Among them the priest was thought least
Till two had to shout
"We need a bailout!" . . .[/QUOTE]

The cost of our lifestyle's increased.

Disgusted, the man with the collar...
Shook his head at the sound of their holler.

Tis a shame all of your greed...
With so many in need.

Don't forget that God's name is on the dollar.

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An elf by the proper name Bruce...
Drew the task of picking out Santa's spruce.

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Oh, that man with the collar thing is good! Should I take a stab at your latest start or should we see if anybody else wants to join in? I'll wait a bit to see. But just because I'm not responding immediately doesn't mean that I won't work on it. Thanks.

An elf by the proper name Bruce
Was tasked to pick Santa's spruce
He said, "Oh my soul!
We're on the North Pole
There's no sign of green trees on the loose!"

(Couldn't think of any rhyme other than "loose" and I couldn't wait for anybody else. I got too ansy!)

Here's another start (but if anybody else wants to give a different ending to Bruce's spruce, feel free):

I once saw the cleverest fox
Who snuck by the coop 'hind the rocks
I ran got a gun . . .

I once saw the cleverest fox
Who snuck by the coop 'hind the rocks
I ran got a gun . . .

But the deed had been done.
All that was left was the KFC box.

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How it all began remains but a mystery.
How we got here in the time of pre-History.

As we turn each new page.....

quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Man:
I once saw the cleverest fox
Who snuck by the coop 'hind the rocks
I ran got a gun . . .

But the deed had been done.
All that was left was the KFC box.

Exquisite!

How it all began remains but a mystery.
How we got here in the time of pre-History.

As we turn each new page
On Darwinian rage
It's monkeys and apes in his story



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There once was a guy, Sigmund Freud
Developed a case of adenoids
His incessant snoring . . .